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100-Day Emo Glow Up – Week 3

Trying new workout styles keeps fitness fun, challenges your body in fresh ways, and helps you break through plateaus. Switching it up can reignite motivation and uncover new favorite ways to move. 💀🖤 Here are a few workout styles to try:•Strength Training (dumbbells, barbells, machines)•Circuit or HIIT Workouts (short, intense bursts with rest)•Yoga or PilatesContinue reading “100-Day Emo Glow Up – Week 3”

That’s a wrap for Week 2

Closing out Week 1 of the 100-Day Emo Glow Up

Week 1 of my 100 Day Glow Up is coming to a close this weekend! This week I’ve nailed hydration (mostly thanks to the heat wave) and nutrition for the most part. I’m not going to lie, I slipped up yesterday and found that I wanted to eat snacks all day. But that was 1Continue reading “Closing out Week 1 of the 100-Day Emo Glow Up”

Emo Glow Up Day 3

I’m on Day 3 of the 100-Day Glow Up Plan! Like I said you can start your Glow Up at anytime, but there is no time like the present. Jump on over to Spotify or YouTube (links in about me) to catch my podcast episode on this 100-Day Glow Up Plan! Week 1 Theme: ResetContinue reading “Emo Glow Up Day 3”

“Reset the Scene” — An Emo Comeback Playlist

Need some inspiration for your playlist for the first 4 weeks of the 100-Day Glow Up? Here’s your Emo Scene Kid Reset & Rise Playlist, built for when you’re done with the drama, unfollowing toxic vibes, and reclaiming your scene queen/king/royalty energy. It’s a mix of early 2000s emo, pop-punk, and some modern tracks withContinue reading ““Reset the Scene” — An Emo Comeback Playlist”

Glow Up Day 2

Before June slips away from us like the rest of 2025 has, Happy PRIDE Month! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ I’m on Day 2 of the 100-Day Glow Up Plan! You can start your Glow Up at anytime, but there is no time like the present. Week 1 Theme: Reset routines. Unfollow negativity. Start a feel-good playlist. •I’ve almostContinue reading “Glow Up Day 2”

Track It Like It’s 2005: Fitness Wearables That Actually Help You

Because if you’re going to have anxiety, at least let it count your steps. In the age of nostalgia playlists and lifting heavy to Hawthorne Heights, your fitness grind deserves more than a basic step counter. Whether you’re leveling up in the gym, dialing in your recovery, or trying to outpace your burnout, fitness wearablesContinue reading “Track It Like It’s 2005: Fitness Wearables That Actually Help You”

Walk It Out, Now Walk It Out

The Underrated Power of Walking: Why It’s One of the Best Things You Can Do for Your Body and Mind (Especially if You’re an Elder Emo) When it comes to fitness trends, walking often gets overshadowed by intense workouts and shiny new fitness fads. But walking—yes, just walking—is one of the most accessible and underratedContinue reading “Walk It Out, Now Walk It Out”

Let’s get it started

Starting your fitness and healthy lifestyle journey as an elder emo can be both exciting and overwhelming. The key is to make it sustainable and fun, so it aligns with your interests and lifestyle. Here’s a step-by-step guide to help you ease into it: 1. Set Realistic Goals • Start with small, achievable goals (e.g.,Continue reading “Let’s get it started”

Office Workouts for Elder Emos Stuck in the 9-5 Abyss

Let’s be real—office jobs are the ultimate slow death. You sit for eight (or more) hours, staring at a screen, slowly morphing into a corporate cryptid while your spine crumbles and your soul begs for escape. If you’re feeling more My Chemical (Desk) Romance than My Chemical Romance, it’s time to sneak in some movementContinue reading “Office Workouts for Elder Emos Stuck in the 9-5 Abyss”